Reality of Roleplay!
The cameras descend upon a studio as the ladies walk onto the set and sit down on the couch; the audience cheers
Kathy: It’s Reality of Roleplay and we are back for another episode this week. Last week we had special guest Tre Spice on here. How did everyone enjoy Tre, isn’t she something else? I definitely see how she’s a legend!
Linda: I absolutely love Tre!
Elle: Oh she’s absolutely a legend…some of the other girls on that cast however.. *shrugs and sips champagne*
Kathy: I thought her coming in with her titties out might’ve scared you away Linda!
Linda: It scared me but at least they looked good. Very plump!
Elle: *laughs* Christina what was it like having your co-star on?
Christina: Tre is cool. I feel like flashing us was uncalled for but you know, everyone wants to be young and wild.
Elle: Well we’ve got a FULL day ahead of us talking about all the Tea, drama and shade, on AND off camera! Kathy and Linda why don’t y’all start us off?
Linda: Oh boy these Windsor ladies have been up to no good, haven’t they Kathy?
Kathy: I tried my best to understand what the girls in Windsor were doing. Linda, what was your take on all this drama going on? My god it’s a mess
Linda: I’m appalled. I thought the women in Greenwich was bad…these women are physically touching each other!
Kathy: I think those Windsor girls like to get physical instead of hash it out. They said their hands work better than their words.
Christina: It’s not their first time getting physical is it? Didn’t this happen last season?
Linda: My memory doesn’t go back that far but this time Darcy was injured after Sadie swung a golf club at her. It’s very déclassé.
Elle: Yeah that’s…a little crazy.
Christina: Darcy should sue, honestly. That’s too much
Elle: I’ve been shoved.. twice mind you…once into water the other while out on the water and I never picked up an item to swing on a person but that’s just me. *sips*
Linda: *shrugs* I don’t know but I think that Darcy should’ve been ready for those skeletons to come out of the closet. You’re on a reality show for Christ’s sake.
Elle: Sadie don’t come swinging at us for these opinions either! *laughs*
Christina: She can come swinging, she’ll be falling. Social distance from me bitch.
Kathy: Fall flat on her face! I know that’s right Christina.
Linda: Anything else going on in Windsor other than violence?
Kathy: I think they’re on a cast trip somewhere, no?
Christina: Yes, I think the Sandbanks is like their Berkshires. Or the Hamptons, wherever these rich white women go.
Kathy: I am with you. I thought it was bizarre they’re staying in two separate houses. I usually do my girls trip all in the same roof.
Elle: Kathy do you not remember Greece? With Dr. Devyn? *laughs*
Kathy: *laughs* Shit I do remember Greece now that I mention that. Okay maybe separate houses are appropriate. I guess given they’re some WWE fighters over there
Christina: They’re so rowdy. I wouldn’t have one house either.
Linda: Look I do love the Windsor ladies, but I’m not loving the woman on woman combat in the last few episodes. *smiles*
Elle: Swinging golf clubs and shit.
Kathy: I think they need to get back to a place where it’s not so divided. We love drama but we also love unity. You’re so right Linda.
Linda: That’s all I’ve got, shall we move on?
Kathy: Yes let’s move on to Christina with Family Hustle!
Christina: Let’s start with the good and then go to the bad. What did you all think of the conversation between Courtney and Elijah’s mom?
Linda: I felt bad for Courtney, it was an ambush. And as a woman closer to Elijah’s mother’s age, I wouldn’t have done that. Let the people in the relationship deal with the problems they have.
Kathy: I think it was foul for Courtney to be in that moment with such a strong force coming at her like that.
Christina: Do you think his mom made any valid points? Or is she too jaded by being Elijah’s mom?
Linda: She had some points but Elijah should’ve made those points, not his mother.
Kathy: Right I almost felt like Elijah’s mom was speaking everything he’s vocalized to her but not to Courtney and that’s not fair to Courtney to have her mother-in-law berating her about stuff that her soon to be ex-husband should be discussing with her. Elle knows all about overbearing mother in laws.
Christina: Oh is your mother in law a bitch, Elle?
Elle: Her mother in law obviously came in with an agenda of trying to have a go at Courtney.. and being the mother of the kids you can’t come at us like that, because we go defensive immediately if you talk about our parenting! She wanted her 15 minutes and she used Courtney to try and grab it.. *shrugs* Sorry that’s the tea though.
Kathy: Well damn Elle. Tell us how you really feel *laughs*
Linda: Elle, I think you avoided the question dear
Christina: She did, she’s just like you Linda
Elle sips her champagne and giggles
Linda: I only answer questions I like *shrugs and smirks*
Elle: Exactly! Moving on from my mother in law…Christina what else is going down?
Christina: Clearly fights! I was so shocked when I heard all that was going down in California
Elle: Christina what did you think of KP and Elijah’s near fight?
Christina: I thought it was a lot of ego. And it’s so annoying because it didn’t need to be all that
Linda: I think they were putting on for the cameras.
Kathy: Who has the bigger ego? *hides behind cue cards*
Christina: I think Elijah has a smaller dick. I’ll be honest but I don’t like the man now or ever.
Elle: Why don’t you like Elijah?
Christina: He was always avoidant of me when he and Courtney were dating. Then when I objected to their marriage, he tried to throw me out of the ceremony. And look how much trouble I would’ve saved her!
Kathy: I love valid points. *spins in her seat* Some people have to live and learn. You should know about that!!
Christina: So should you. Are you learning to love your new face?
Elle: Christina!
Kathy: Christina, aren’t you enjoying that new body *smiles*
Christina: I don’t know, mine isn’t new. I’ve had it for about 5 years. Are you still enjoying those pain meds, Husky Face?
Linda: *snaps* Excuse me ladies
Elle: *looks at Linda* Ring a bell next time.
Christina: Sorry
Kathy: Okay Momma Murray. We understand *covers ears*
Linda: Let’s talk about the Married to Medicine girls and husbands who act like they’re getting paid
Elle: Well we got a double dose of medicine this week that gave us drama, family feuds, and more. Ladies what do we think about Paige getting a solo scene for the first time in a while? Should we see more of Paige?
Christina: Nope
Kathy: Well I wanna know why they wait this long to give her one. One she either didn’t have enough substance to have a solo scene sooner or she doesn’t want to show her life.
Christina: I fast forwarded, I’m not interested in her. It’s clear she had to manufacture something worth a solo scene and this wasn’t it.
Linda: I actually liked her solo scene, she gave me more of what I wanted to see which was the medical aspect of the show.
Christina: That’s true Linda, you’d think this was The Real Housewives of Medicine. We barely see any doctors working, but they do work my nerves
Elle: We also caught up with Hope and Pat before that and they had a whole lot to talk about. What do you ladies think of Hope and Dorian’s feud so far?
Christina: It’s probably the only thing saving this season, to be honest.
Kathy: It’s too dragged out for my liking. I think they needed their little spat but it’s like at some point put a pin in it!
Christina: If they stop their feud, what will we watch? Birds flying by behind them?
Kathy: Exactly make the other girls work.
Linda: I think they’ve gone too far, it’s getting dark for me
Christina: M2M is no stranger to some dark drama
Elle: Well this episode sparked the beginning of Scarlett vs. Pat which gave us.. this gem.
Elle: What do we think? Is Scarlett’s husband cheating like Pat claims?
Linda: I hope that he’s not but *shrugs* it sounds like it could be true. Considering the tweets I’ve seen from the cast member’s and from his lack of appearances on the show
Christina: It’s not like she posts any pictures with him
Scarlett: I think that was a cute moment for Scarlett to really step into her own and have a moment. I never want to believe speculation. So here’s what I will say is that everything in the dark comes to light.
Christina: And didn’t Scarlett already say she had suspicions? Isn’t that what she cursed me out for?
Elle: *shrugs* I’m just here to ask the questions. *laughs*
Kathy: They have a beautiful family so I hope he wouldn’t do anything to mess that up
Christina: Kids are resilient. If their dad is a cheater, she should leave him no question. They’ll get through it.
Linda: I don’t agree with that but okay
Kathy: It’s still damaging to the kids though. I had to go through therapy to get over my parents divorce
Elle: So at the end of the first episode Scarlett hosted a dinner party that gave us this *chuckles* uhm awkward interaction.
Elle: Does that give us anymore clues?
Linda: If Jason got up and said something like that, respectfully…his special parts would be cut of
Kathy: That’s why I am single. There’s no way in hell I would let my husband talk about me like that in a room full of friends and family
Christina: Do you think she’s in a verbally abusive relationship?
Elle: It definitely seems.. uncomfortable
Linda: I don’t want to put a label on it because I understand how damaging the word “abusive” can be. But being in a relationship like that is not healthy
Kathy: I think there’s something going on behind close doors, don’t know if it’s abusive though.
Elle: But it’s abusive-adjacent.
Christina: I’m glad we all see it. So Scarlett, when you see this, @ all of us *laughs*
Kathy: No we will just let her come for you again! You like to be in the mess!
Elle: Finally at the end of Scarlett’s dinner party, Hope’s husband Dr. James addresses Dorian much to Dr. Richard, Dorian’s husband’s dismay. Do we think it’s ok for men to jump in on the women drama?
Linda: I don’t agree with men getting involved, but I don’t see anything malicious in what James said.
Kathy: Like Christina said these men are on here acting like they have a contract and on payroll. It’s honestly kinda disgusting. Stay out of the women’s drama.
Christina: Hope didn’t need any defending. James might have known the show was putting us to sleep so he stepped in to turn things up. Give him and Richard a sit down!
Elle: Hope definitely seems like she can handle her own from what I’ve seen on Twitter.
Linda: She absolutely can…whew
Elle: Well that’s all for our ladies of medicine, I think it’s time to spill the tea of the week!
Kathy: Yes Christina it’s your time to shine! Tell us what those dms are saying this week!
Christina: Where do we begin *pulls out second phone out*
Kathy: Let’s start with the Baller Wives!!
Christina: So my DMs tell me that one of the ladies didn’t sign on for the first 2 weeks of filming. And that two ladies experience a lot of heat from the group
Elle: As someone who signed on the night before going to my introduction event.. yeah I’d say she made the right choice.
Kathy: So what was she doing, just working for free or just didn’t film the first part of the season?
Christina: She didn’t film at all until an event that put her under fire. Some of the ladies did not like a stunt they feel she pulled intentionally *sips drink*
Linda: Sounds very inticing, I’d like to say that I’m pre-stanning, as the younglings say, Calista and Cassie
Kathy: I’ll give my thoughts on who I like after I watch the premiere! I have a good judge of character.
Christina: I’m definitely curious who you two like *points to Kathy and Elle*
Linda: *whispers* Oh I guess I don’t matter…I saw a lot of tea coming from Beverly Beach today!
Christina: I have something on that. Let me scroll
Elle: Joi seems fierce, I love what Cassie is doing taking her addiction and using it to make a better life for those after her. Amazing.
Kathy: Calista Banks is probably top one right now. Her bio seems interesting.
Linda: How far back are you scrolling Ms. Christina?
Christina: I was letting the girls talk, Granny
Kathy: She receives lots of dms!!
Christina: Anyway, it was announced that newbies Jenisa and Gemma were fired for not being classy. They are replaced by OG Yvonne Langley and newbie Bree Bailey
Elle: *laughs* If that were a category to get fired for I know a couple of Ladies girls who should’ve never been casted.
Kathy: I should’ve been fired from Ladies of Twitter a long time ago if that’s the case
Christina: I think production wants classy bitchy pretty women. They don’t want unnecessary fighting and feuds
Linda: I’m glad, I don’t think they fit in with the group. Bree looks interesting.
Christina: I’m hearing that Bree is coasting along, she’s not giving much
Kathy: Why was Yvonne not a vet anymore.
Christina: What do you mean Kathy?
Kathy: Why is she all the sudden back? Like why did she leave and what brought her back
Christina: I don’t think she wanted to be on the show anymore after they hired a newbie on Season 2. So she left and producers asked her back to change the direction for Season 6.
Linda: Well, anymore tea this week?
Kathy: Isn’t married to medicine expected to drop something this week?
Linda: Oh they are Kathy?
Kathy: Christina was suppose to tell me but got caught up staring at herself in the mirror!
Christina: They’re anxious to get an announcement out about a special they’re filming
Elle: What kind of special???
Christina: Pat is definitely on it and I’m hearing Tanya Love is also set to star.
Kathy: Is it another Legends special?
Christina: I’m not sure. Really, they need to film Season 7 so everyone forgets Season 6. Bring all the veterans back!
Kathy: Bring all the veterans back!
Christina: So expect the special announcement and maybe an announcement on who isn’t invited to the reunion anymore
Linda: I’ll keep my eyes open!
Elle: Any more tea in those dms Chrissy?
Christina: One more thing and it’s about Beverly Beach. I’m hearing and seeing that OG Ren Rose is at odds with newbie Bree Bailey. Why? You’ll have to tune in for the new season.
Linda: Love Ren!
Kathy: The new season looks FIRE! I read that article and said holy shit the girls are working this season.
Elle: Collecting their CHECKS!
Christina: That’s all the tea from my DMs. More for you soon
Kathy: That concludes todays episode. We will see you all next week for another amazing episode of Reality of Roleplay!
Reality of Roleplay airs Friday mornings at 10/9C!
