Reality of Roleplay!
The cameras descend upon a studio as the ladies walk onto the set and sit down on the couch; the audience cheers
Kathy: Hi everyone it is Kathy Irvine and I’m here with my fellow costars Elle Stonewood, Linda Murray, and Christina Phillips. Are you ladies ready for another fabulous episode before Linda jets off to get married??
Elle: *shuffles her cards* I absolutely am! Linda congrats again on the upcoming nuptials! I know you got my wedding gift early so you could wear it on the trip!
Linda: Shhhhhhhh! *winks* You’ll all see and hear about it at a later time, read into that as you may
Kathy: Okay Linda discreet Murray!!
Elle: Christina how are we FEELING this dazzling morning!
Kathy: She looks very awake over there! Got a fresh pot of tea in that cup of hers!
Christina: The better to pour for your third face, my dear. I’m alive and well, ready for what comes my way Elle!
Elle: Wonderful Chrissy! *winks*
Christina: Shall we get into the reviews?
Kathy: So we got lots to discuss this morning. I can start us with the second episode of Legends of Twitter.
Linda: Lots going on with the Legends! Particularly a lot of yelling…
Kathy: I would first like to just say that after I finish season 14 of Ladies of Twitter I felt like it was very dark and needed something light so watching legends and the ladies on there is definitely what the show's network needed and I am genuinely happy with the cast!!
Elle: It’s nice to see the fun for once…
Christina: This should’ve been the Season 15 cast. You know, since Devyn is showing up
Elle: *giggles* For once!
Kathy: It was nice to see Devyn back around the ladies. She was missed. However that leads me to my next discussion which is Luci’s in DEVYN did the fight between them to even make sense to you guys because I could not wrap my head around it.
Christina: I don’t know if I’ve ever heard Devyn or Luciana make sense. Bring Luci’s sister on, I like her more
Linda: No I didn’t understand any of it, all I got was they were fighting about things from the prior season *shrugs*
Elle: They need to let go of their Season 14 beef is the issue. They never had a reunion so they missed the chance to hash out whatever mess it is between them *pauses* because I don’t even remember how it started.
Christina: They never had a reunion or Devyn didn’t show for it?
Elle: Well the two of them specifically didn’t get to have a reunion but yes Devyn flopped and missed it. *laughs*
Linda: Now you all like to call me out on my shade but this is not shade…how does Devyn not show for the reunion but sign the contract for this if she’s having mental issues?
Elle: *winces* Hunni…
Kathy: I think for her the toxic environment was too much and she was led to believe the Legends trip would be light.
Christina: Okay! Anything else on the episode *murmurs to Elle* I’m not getting cussed out because of Linda
Kathy: Yes Christina. So are how are we feeling with Billie, Jac and Tre back into the mix. Are we liking the veterans better than the newbies??
Christina: Erica is a joy to watch on my screen and Grace is tolerable. I like Billie Reed from Days of Our Lives and Trecina Spicé
Elle: I love Jac and Tre! They have me LAUGHING the most on the trip. I’m dying!
Linda: I think the veterans came to have fun, and the newer girls came to fight! I’d watch both!
Elle: Can I quickly bring something up!
Kathy: Yes go ahead!!
Elle: I was saving it for our tea of the week segment but it’s relevant to this! Did anyone see Billie and Grace’s feud kind of warming up? Because they’ve been FIGHTING on Twitter as of late!
Christina: I thought it was menopause
Kathy: With both of them?
Christina: They’re both old
Elle laughs
Linda: I didn’t notice it!
Kathy: I think there’s a feud brewing between the two for sure. Grace is notorious for doing little sneak digs.
Elle: I don’t know just was drinking wine, scrolling through Twitter the other day and they were BRAWLING online! *laughs*
Linda: I kind of like Grace…sorry I don’t know if that’s an unpopular opinion
Christina: Grace is annoying but harmless
Linda: I know sometimes she has choice words for people but I think she’s funny
Elle: I think she’s very funny…
Kathy: Grace is like a sour patch kid. Sour then sweet. I’ve come around to her.
Elle: Then GONE! *laughs*
Kathy: But lastly what did everyone think of Brian‘s entrance on this latest episode do we think she will come in and shake the game?
Elle: I hope she comes in and shakes something…
Christina: Seriously, who’s last name is Social? Is that a stage name?
Kathy: Yeah for her daytime tv show
Christina: Oh it must be cancelled, never seen it
Linda: I don’t know who she is! But I hope she’s not as crazy as Luci! Luci slapping that girl…who does that? Except the Windsor women who are special and can do whatever they want
Christina: Or Hope
Linda: No Hope’s crazier than Luci
Elle: She’s going to see this and come after you both…those M2M newbies...
Kathy: Luci has not learned to pace her alcohol or anger. That’s all I got for legends girls! Who’s next?
Elle: Next we’re heading over to the Hustle!
Christina rolls her eyes and sighs deeply
Elle: So the episode starts off with a HEATED conversation between Mac & Frankie in which they discuss; Ryan and Mac’s Twitter feud which led to the accusation that Ryan does coke, as well as what was revealed before about Mac being abusive. How do you ladies feel about those accusations? Is all fair in love and war, or was this just way too low?
Christina: Mac shouldn’t have said that about Ryan. This is why I feel bad for Ryan and this is not the last time Mac will go for him
Linda: Way too low, Mac should’ve said nothing and try to form a coparenting situation with the father of her son
Kathy: Like I said last week I feel like they are trying to take Ryan down the season for no apparent reason if anything I think he could be the peacemaker that the group desperately needs especially right now.
Christina: Keep watching, Kathy. That’s all I can say. Ryan tried to take on many roles this season
Kathy: Please tell me he is vindicated because I feel so bad for him
Christina: Like Frankie said on WWHL, it gets swept under the rug because of what else takes place
Kathy: Well I’m hooked!!
Elle: I am too! Couple more questions guys! We see Mac & Frankie’s conversation end with Mac explaining to Frankie that she felt slighted by Tre for being disinvited from her housewarming for being a “liability.” And Frankie explains to Mac that she should try to have another conversation with Tre. What do we think? Should Mac try speaking with Tre again?
Christina: Trecina is stubborn, so no.
Kathy: That Tre is a grudge holder. *laughs* I have mercy on Mac but if somebody was on Twitter saying those things about my brother I don’t know how easy it would be for me to move on either
Christina: *shrugs* They’ll get over it
Linda: I wouldn’t have invited Mac, so Mac should maybe watch how she acts before she starts complaining about Tre’s behavior
Elle: *snaps* Well alright Miss Murray!
Kathy: She’s clocked in this morning!!
Elle: Next, we see Mama Graham visiting Courtney in which she explains that KP tried to fight Elijah, AND that KP claimed him and Courtney have been sleeping together, Courtney’s girls call him dad, and that him and Courtney are in a relationship. Courtney denies this, then Mama Graham says she needs to get the girls out of Twitter, and then threatens to cuss Courtney out when Courtney says no. How do you ladies feel about everything being claimed?
Christina: Glad she had her Geritol!
Linda: Mama Graham is…what’s that word millennials use…thirsty?
Kathy: Mama Graham was going too hard on my girl Courtney. There was too much hormones and menopause in one room
Christina: I’ll say this. Courtney knew Elijah’s mom was coming to film- we have call sheets. And a little tea: Courtney didn’t want to film with Elijah and even makes some shocking statements later in the season. Mama Graham is just helping her son. The same way Aunt Brenda would help Courtney
Linda: Hmm…I see that. I’d do the same for my kids.
Elle: I love a good cup of tea from Christina!
Kathy: She’ll always spill it. Even if it’s her own family she’s telling on.
Elle: We also see Tre visiting her son, Christina having a conversation about Courtney with Brenda, Courtney’s mom. I’ll let Chrissy explain that one, and finally the episode ends with Mike and Farid getting into a little tiff over Farid’s case before making peace. What do we all think about everything going on with Farid’s case?
Christina: Courtney and I aren’t in a good space as you saw on Twitter
Kathy: That’s still family.
Christina: Where’s your family, Kathy?
Kathy: You better shut up with that shit Christina.
Christina: That’s exactly what I thought. Not around you.
Elle: *looks down* Awh lord here we go.
Linda: I think that Farid and Mike should’ve kept that conversation off camera. I love when everyone’s authentic, but when it becomes legal, it should be dealt privately
Christina: I think everyone is with you, Linda. We have no idea why Farid is a storyline but keep watching, it’ll come up in the second half again
Kathy: I’ll second that Linda. We love transparency but when it comes to the court of law leave that for off camera.
Linda: Is that all for Family Hustle?
Elle: Yes we can move onto the court now!
Christina: The ladies you’ve been waiting for made their grand debut this week and it was certainly enjoyable.
Elle: They’re all rich I’m LOVING it.
Christina: Are you still a fan of your pre-stan list, Elle and Kathy?
Kathy: I’m still standing by my girl Calista!!!
Linda: I loved the premiere! I liked how they weren’t catty fighting bitches like my group, and accomplished businesswomen
Christina: Definitely something different from the rest of the shows on
Elle: They’re definitely bringing something new to the mix that we haven’t seen in a VERY long time!
Kathy: I think this is just the group of girls that this roleplay community needed added to it!!
Christina: So what do we think about the brewing feud between Calista and Joi right off the bat? Would you let someone else run your business for a week?
Elle: Only MY assistant. *laughs*
Linda: I think if Joi’s company isn’t doing is well it’s time for a shakeup. Like how some of the casts on these roleplay shows need a shakeup
Elle: Any casts in particular you wanna say Linda?
Linda shakes her head
Christina: Married to Medicine. Well, not a shakeup, but maybe a straightening up. Let’s not hire flops. But that’s off topic!
Kathy: I agree!! Married to medicine needs a revival
Kathy: Wasn’t this supposed to be the revival?
Elle: Well they definitely tried to make it one! Back to our Baller Wives!
Christina: Yes, so I’m sure you all saw that Charlotte and Brittany are at odds because of a comment made by Miss Slay. Thoughts on that…was she being ageist by saying “you’ve only been on time since you turned 50”
Elle: I don’t think that’s ageist so much as it’s just holding her accountable. *sips champagne and shrugs*
Kathy: Hell I’m known for being ageist I guess against Grace WHO’S only 6 years older than me. So I don’t know if was appropriate but I definitely would’ve gone there *shrugs*
Christina: Six? I thought maybe one
Kathy: I’m 54 she’s 60
Christina: Oh wow, why is she on a show called Ladies? Someone start Elders of Twitter
Linda: I found the comment by Brittany a tad invasive. If Calista doesn’t want to talk about her arrangement she doesn’t have too
Christina: Oh we’re hopping ahead of my questions, aren’t we Linda?
Linda: Wasn’t that the comment Slay made? Nevermind I’m tipsy *waves hand*
Christina: We’re getting to it, Linda. Moving on to Calista. Thoughts on having a husband and a boyfriend. And should Brittany have asked about it on camera?
Linda: No she knew what she was doing.
Elle: Slutty but fun, and she should it’s Calista’s reality no? *giggles*
Christina: She even took a call from the man on camera *laughs*
Kathy: I think that’s something I should check into. Calista must got that good pussy if she’s got a husband and a boyfriend.
Linda: *looks away* Oh my…
Kathy: Sorry Linda!
Christina: Some might say a WAP
Kathy: Evidently!! But I would never want that on tv unless I guess they both were aware? *laughs nervously*
Elle: They’re both aware now that’s for sure!
Christina: My intel tells me that this kicks off quite the showdown so make sure to keep watching
Elle: Oh I’m on the edge of my seat!
Kathy: *looks around with champagne in hand* Well Christina is there anymore to add to this segment?
Elle: Because if not, we’ve got some Tea of the Week to spill!
Christina: Nothing further that’s it. Go ahead Elle.
Elle: Well we mentioned them earlier, and while we didn’t talk about the M2M casts trip to England their reunion filmed this past week and TWO of the cast members were NOT in attendance as reported by some of the cast members. The missing cast members were Dr. Dorian, and Dr. Audra. What do we all think about that?!
Linda: Very shocked, was hoping Dorian would attend to clean up the mess she had with Hope
Kathy: My first question is was they asked to not attend or skipped the reunion? That will determine how I answer. That’s a coward thing to do to skip a reunion and it’s a ridiculous thing on production to not invite them at least for a one on one to hear their side.
Elle: I’ve heard one skipped one was asked not to come.. any speculation on who was who?
Linda: I think Dorian wasn’t asked and Audra skipped like she skipped out on the whole season
Kathy: Dr Dorian was asked not to come. And Audra most definitely didn’t clock into her shift.
Elle: I’ve also heard it was pretty explosive between the five that WERE there…any pre-reunion guesses on who had the most explaining to do, Chrissy you’re awfully quiet why not start us off.
Kathy: I think Scarlett and Hope probably have the most explaining to do. I know Andy holds them accountable!!
Linda: Hope does for sure
Elle: Well that’s all I’ve got for TEA!
Kathy: Well ladies this has been another fabulous episode with you ladies! Stay tuned next week for another fabulous episode of Reality of Roleplay!
Reality of Roleplay airs Friday mornings at 10/9C!
