[S1 E1]: The Dakota Williams Show with Patrick from M2M Twitter
Voiceover: Live from Twitter, It’s the Dakota Williams Show.
Music plays as the intro is shown
Voiceover: Now heeeeeere’s Dakota!
We see the doors open and Dakota walks out onto the studio stage and starts to dance around as the audience claps
Dakota: Thank You for watching our show. Please welcome our studio audience. How you doin’
The audience responds: How you doin’
Dakota: Let’s get started, it’s time for hot topics
Fun music plays as Dakota walks over to her chair
Dakota *laughs, and sips drink* Big news everyone! Married to Medicine, uh, Twitter has announced their cast for the season. Mhm mhm
The audience claps in approval as the cast photo is put on the screen
Dakota: So we’ve got Jocelyn who is having marriage problems and doing a, uh, something with wine. We have Dr. Frankie returning who’s getting into the drug business or marijuana. We have Petra who’s returning from past seasons who is also having marriage problems and is a new mommy. Congrats on that
Dakota: And we have new cast members. First Dr. Tiffany Rivers who is a commentator, professor, wife, and mom. This girl’s got some jobs to do. I already like her for that. We have Dr. Annabel Lennox who is an advocate for Trans rights.
Audience claps and shouts
Dakota: Yep yep, we love to see it. We have Courtney Graham who isn’t a doctor but a tv personality. And it’s hinted that she’s getting a big story of some sort and has to choose to tell the truth or lose a friendship.
Dakota: Mhm mhm so we’ll see what happens there. And then we got, what’s her name, uh, oh Tre Spice who is a friend. And apparently is gonna come in hot.
Audience claps and the screen changes, long pause
Dakota: Then we’ve got Pat, who we’ll speak to later, but is going through a lot this season when we learned of her separation from Tom, not divorce, separation. She’s also getting ready for a tour which I need a ticket for pronto! *laughs*
Audience laughs and claps
Dakota: But she released this message earlier today basically saying that Tom planned to announce the divorce on the day of the Married to Medicine cast reveal and trailer purposely. Even though, she asked for one before the season started am I right Norman?
Norman: You’re correct, and then she basically said I’m taking everything
Dakota: Yea yea, she said well if you’re going to do this to me, then I’m going for everything you have. I mean that’s what I’d do *audience agrees* But anyway that’s the cast of Married to Med Season 5, and I need that season to be released immediately I’m that excited.
Dakota: *sips drink* the Real Housewives of Beverly Beach *long pause* We saw on the most recent episode a TMZ article come out about Lorelei cheating. With her husband’s son, so her stepson.
Dakota: I mean c’mon now, c’mon. I honestly don’t think she was cheating with her stepson. And consider the source *looks at camera*
Dakota: We also see a lunch between uh, Olivia, Ashanti, and what’s her name Norman? I always forget *laughs*
Dakota: Lauren! That’s right. So we see a lunch between Olivia, Ashanti, and, uh, Lauren where they’re trying *holds fingers up for quotation marks* to repair their friendship. But then, get this, Olivia makes her statement and walks out. I mean, what’s the point of going to lunch? *looks at Norman*
Norman: Right, at least hear what Ashanti has to say
Dakota: Yea, yea, so after Olivia storms out, who I actually love by the way, and her relationship with the fiancee, Ashanti then, uh, leaves the show.
Dakota: Yep, she said peace out, I’m done. So, I don’t know what her future is with the show if she can’t even get along with the cast. *shrugs* Anyway *sips drink*
Dakota: They’ve had a pretty dramatic season wouldn’t you agree?
The audience and Norman agree and nod their heads
Dakota: Like they’ve had the physical drama with Ren and Lorelai, they’ve had the petty drama with Elyse and Ashanti, and they have three OGs who continue to bring it every season.
Norman: *nods head* And they all have personal storylines that are actually authentic and interesting
Dakota: Exactly. It’s such a well-rounded show and I’m loving it. It may be my favorite RP show at the moment. We’ll see. *pause*
Speaking of, uh, other RP shows we saw that the Kensington ladies went on a cast trip. We’ve seen tweets from Evie, Trina, and Arabella who have confirmed that there is a lot of drama.
Audience gasps and applauds
Dakota: Mhm mhm, yes, I’m looking forward to that. Also, we saw a tweet from suspected newbie Scarlett, take a look at this girl
Scarlett’s tweet is shown on the screen, the audience applauds
Dakota: I mean, she’s got a great figure. I’m interested to see if she can bring it. Stay on the lookout for season two of the Real Housewives of Kensington.
Dakota: We’re going to take a commercial break we’ll be right back
The camera pulls away from its position and we see a view of the audience clapping in the studio
Dakota: We’re back, and I’d like everyone to please welcome my guest, she’s the queen of Married to Medicine: Twitter, she’s a singer, dancer, and bad bitch, It’s Pat!
Audience claps and cheers as Pat walks out
Dakota: Look at that body everyone! Wow!
Pat waves to the audience walks over to the guest chair
Pat: You are too kind! *smiles and sits*
Dakota: So P, how are you?
Pat: *sits back* I am wonderful! Tired and busy, but wonderful!
Dakota: Well thank you for coming on, it’s great to see you *pats knee* So let’s talk about you first, we got the message from Tom’s lawyers, then your message. What, uh, would you like to tell everybody who’s concerned or wants to understand more.
Pat: Well, I can’t say too much because a lot is going to play out this season. All I will say is that Tom and I were in a different spot at the end of last year. I personally wanted a divorce, he didn’t because of legal things. We never signed a prenup, So I was nice and said let separate, then I heard things and some things went down… all will be on the show.. so stay tuned.
Dakota: Gurl, you didn’t get a prenup?
Pat: no! *laughs* I honestly married for love. I didn’t want him to think I would take his money, he’s worked very hard. But now.. all bets are off.
Dakota: Okay, okaya I get that, so now all the gloves are off and you’re going for everything
Pat: Absolutely. You don’t mess with me!
Dakota: You announced something I think that you’re going on tour, or your on tour. What’s going on with that?
Pat: Yes! I’m currently on tour overseas. My first stop was in Greece, which was filmed this season. Now I’m all over the UK. I’m back in twitter for a week as we are filming our finale and then I’m back on tour.
Dakota: Wow girl you do it all. So if I may ask are you on the dating scene yet? Anybody interesting?
Pat: Well, if you ask my cast members I’m dating everyone. *laughs* But I’m single. I'm too busy right now to be with someone. Once I’m done with this tour, I’ll be good to go!
Dakota: Ooh chile, this I know this season is going to be good. I see Season 6 storyline possibly?
Pat: *Laughs* You never know! We shall see, let me get through season 5 baby!
Dakota: Alright everyone, today we got the Season 5 trailer for Married to Med Twitter, take a look.
Part of trailer plays where Jocelyn and Frankie are fighting
Dakota: So P what can we expect for Season 5?
Pat: Season 5 is one of the best if not the best seasons we’ve ever had. We have 3 new ladies joining us and I honestly thought this season would be light and fun. It was for like the first 2 weeks. Then it got very dramatic.
Dakota: *laughs* Interesting so any hinting at what we can see from that fight we just saw? Is that a tipping point in the season?
Pat: You would think so but no. That fight is probably the most aggressive and physical but it’s not the only one. The whole season is filled with fighting, just with words.
Pat: Yes! It’s a crazy season people. These bitches are NUTS
Dakota: Wowa, well I hope there’s going to be some resolution there because I’m seeing a pattern with the physical fights on all these shows like with Ren and Lorelai on Beverly Beach
Pat: I think that’s what sets us aside from other shows. There is resolution, it takes a while but we get there. I truly love all the ladies, I don’t always like them but it’s a true sisterhood. We get in deep with our conversations on married to medicine.
Dakota: Also what’s your reaction on, uh, Dr. Angela leaving the show and making her own statement?
Pat: Angela and I have always had a crazy relationship. I thought she would last longer on the show than I. I know production wanted her back, she declined. She’ll be missed.
Dakota: Ok, I wanted to see her back, but it seems she’s getting on without the show. We’ll see her again though I can feel it.
Pat: Yes you will!
Dakota: So who do you get along with the most, who are you closest with this season?
Pat: I’m closest with Frankie, Petra, and New Doctor, Annabel! You guys are going to love her!
Dakota: Now let me ask you the opposite, who do you get along with the least?
Pat: Courtney. She’s.. *takes a deep breath* a lot. Jocelyn and I have also lost our footing this season. It’s her fault though
Dakota: No not Jocelyn, I thought you guys were good!
Pat: I thought so too Dakota. I think Jocelyn had a really rough season last season and she came into the season wanting to cover up a lot of things. And I think by doing that she came after me for no reason. I’m disappointed with her.
Dakota: Interesting, so that’ll all play out on the season…with Jocelyn
Pat: Well, if she’s honest.
Dakota: Let’s talk about newbies. So there is Dr. Tiffany, Dr. Annabel, Courtney who is not a doctor., and friend Tre who has some bombshells to share I guess. I’m excited to see Tre
Pat: Tre is amazing! I’ve known Tre for years. She’s actually been on a couple of shows but she really shines here. Tiffany is my friend, I brought her on the show. She’s a lot to deal with. Very honest and blunt, she really gets into it. Courtney is a fraud.. and Annabel is just so pure and amazing. She’s such a good person and friend
Dakota: A fraud! Oh honey this season’s gonna be good *laughs* I also like that they’re bringing the trans community into their storylines. I thought that was interesting
Pat: Yes! So important! Like I said, our show really talks about legitimate issues. We are very inclusive and having not one but two doctors who specialize in trans patients was very important to the show
Dakota: Yess for activism! *snaps* When we return, Pat’s going in the hot seat, you don’t want to miss it. We’ll be right back
Audience claps as the camera focuses in on Dakota
Dakota: We’re back, and we’re in the hot seat. Let’s get to it *looks at Pat*
Pat: Let’s do it!!
Dakota: P here’s your forty-degree question: Which past Married to Medicine cast member are you glad left the show?
Pat: Oh My God. *laughs*
Dakota: *belly laughs*
Pat: This one is actually easy.. Dr. Dominique. Or Jazmine Newark *laughs*. two for one Dakota!
Dakota: Ahhh *laughs* She is so good y’all! Okay here’s your sixty-degree question: Who is the least authentic person on the cast of Married to Medicine Season 5?
Pat: Ugh I would say Courtney but I think i’m going to say Dr. Tiffany. *looks at the audience* She gets involved in everyone else’s mess but never discusses hers.
Dakota: Interesting! Alright, here’s your eighty-degree question: Which RP show is your least favorite, needs to be canceled, done, finished, and why?
Pat: Okay. Lord. Least favorite is probably Real Housewives of Chicago or LA. I don’t think half those girls know how to spell. You can cancel either of those and I would be delighted.
Dakota: Chile that question was messy. Who wrote that *looks at producers* *laughs* We support all RP shows. *laughs* Alright, are you ready for your hundred-degree question?
Pat: *laughs* Let’s do it!
Dakota: Who has the fakest relationship or marriage on Married to Med Twitter?
Pat: Oh my God Dakota!! Its weird cause like the answer is so easy but… *laughs* Is this plead the fifth?! *laughs*
Dakota: Hunny dis ain’t Watch What Happens Live *laughs*
Pat: Okay. Jocelyn and Donovan
Dakota: Woww! Thank you so much for joining us. Thank you to Pat for joining in on the fun. Married to Medicine: Twitter premieres on June 14th I’m Dakota Williams we’ll see you tomorrow to discuss all things Beverly Beach and more. See ya then!
Pat: *waves* Thank you!!
Audience claps and cheers, camera fades away from the studio