[S1 E16]: Watch What Happens Live: Twitter with Elle Stonewood & Coco Trueman
Andy: She hasn’t got thrown off a boat yet, and rumors never make her fret. It’s Watch What Happens Live: Twitter with Elle Stonewood & Coco Truman NOW!
The Watch What Happens Live intro music plays and the camera pans to Andy sitting in his chair
Andy: Welcome back to the clubhouse everyone, and my two guests tonight are ready to spill some tea, Elle and Coco, how’s it going?
Elle: *applauds* It’s going amazing Andy boo, how’re you!?
Coco: I’m chill, thanks Andy. Can’t believe I’m sitting next to this icon beside me. *winks at Elle*
Elle: *laughs and cheers her drink with Coco* Awh thank you!! You’re the icon in Windsor!
Andy: I’m so happy you’re both here…Elle, what was your reaction to Maria throwing that bottle at the end of the episode? And her and Erica’s fight? That was insane!
Elle: Look Maria’s a big girl, she’s also a scary girl! I have a lot of respect for Erica having the balls to step to her like that, but at the same time I wish it hadn’t happened for the sake of Luci’s launch!
Andy: Gotcha, so, Coco, what was the whole falling out with Darius about, or will we see that in the next few episodes? And do you want to address the drug rumors?
Coco: *looks ruffled, takes a deep breath* Darius and I’s fallout does play out on screen. He ain’t worth my time right now. And as for all of these drug rumors; some bitches just like to stir the pot and low and behold my name is on everyone’s lips this season. I’m the target. Don’t believe everything you read, let’s just keep it at that.
Elle: I’ve been there. *laughs*
Coco: Some bitches be thirsty. TOO thirsty, girl.
Andy: *nods* So everything is false that surrounds Dennis and drugs?
Coco: *long pause* Mostly, yes.
Elle: *pauses mid sip of her champagne* Mostly? You better spill girl.
Coco: All I can divulge at this time is that since filming, Dennis and I are no longer together. *tears fill eyes*
Elle: Awh I’m sorry to hear that! *hands Coco a tissue*
Andy: Wow. I’m so sorry, let’s move on…do you find that Monica and Arabella were happy they found some dirt on you?
Coco: Arabella is a fucking airhead. That bitch ain’t happy unless she’s causing shit. Monica’s just dumb enough to follow her lead.
Andy: *laughs* Leila from Richmond wants to know Elle, if you really made up with Erica, or did you make up with her because you were a bit tipsy?
Coco: *laughs* Hun, you were PISSED!
Elle: I was way too drunk that last dinner, sorry to my Stonewood family! And oh my goodness, so this wasn’t shown but off-camera on the flight back from Greece me, and Erica sat together and we just talked for HOURS and really got to know each other. To the point where I felt awful for the way I handled my side of things and she felt awful for the way, she handled her side of things so I am HAPPY to report that we genuinely made amends.
Coco: Erica seems sweet… Sweeter than some of your other cast members anyway
Elle: *sips champs* Honey! You said it, not me! *laughs*
Andy: That’s good to hear! What’s your whole take on the Devyn and Luci drama and Luci sleeping with a married man?
Elle: I was so confused. It genuinely came out of nowhere. I had no idea they even disliked each other to that extent, and as far as I know the entire season Luci was dating multiple guys but none were married. *shrugs*
Andy: She admitted it though right?
Elle: Oh she did? At that dinner? Andy I was so drunk I was practically sleeping on the table. *laughs*
Andy: I think in a confessional she did…I don’t know! Coco, Damon from Baton Rouge asks, why did you bring Arabella into the fight at Elizabeth’s house when she wasn’t even involved?
Coco: I hold my hands up. Arabella just has to look at me and she pisses me off. That smug look she has really gets me riled. She took one glance at me and I thought — GAME ON! *shrugs*
Andy: *laughs* What was your reaction to Arabella trying to dig up dirt on Chardonnay?
Coco: It’s just mean girl behavior. She’s a fresh face in our group and that is how Arabella chooses to greet her? Digging for dirt? It’s not fair. Chardonnay may hate the Royal family, but she’s a sweetheart and such a kind nature.
Elle: No shade to Arabella but that’s messy.
Coco: Oh, that’s Arabella’s middle name! MESSY.
Andy: Alright, for our first game we’re going to play GUESS. THAT. FACE! So, Elle I’m going to have you put on these glasses *hands her the glasses* A face will appear on the screen and it’ll be an RP star, Coco will give you clues of who it is and if you get it right you’ll get a point!
Elle: *puts on the glasses* Alright let’s go Andy!
Coco: These glasses are SO stylish, Andy…
Andy: Okay timer starts now!
Coco: BARBIE DOLL! TITS FOR DAYS!
Elle: Oh…uhh…uhhh? Maria?!
Andy: Okay, okay let’s skip!
Coco: The organ grinder of Ladies of Twitter! Or is she the monkey? *laughs*
Elle: Is she really old?!
Coco: Ancient, girl.
Elle: Grace! Grace Whitworth!
Andy: Correct! Next…
Coco: For some reason this bitch is besties with Elizabeth on Twitter, which irks me. Connecticut Wives. Thinks she’s amazing.
Elle: Is it the goddess of Greenwich?!
Coco: She thinks so…
Elle: Alexis Benton!
Andy: Correct!
Coco: I’m going to get so many enemies from this game. *laughs*
Coco: WHO DAT?!
Andy: Ladies of Twitter! Veteran!
Coco: I’m joking, babes. I’m just being shady. I actually liked this girl! *laughs*
Elle: Luci!? Or the doctor??
Andy: Doctor!
Elle: I was close! *laughs*
Coco: Devyn is a queen.
Andy: Ok next…
Coco: Beverly Beach, darling.
Elle: Ooo uhh Sheridan?
Coco: Noooo — her surname is an animal.
Elle: Oh Lorelei!
Andy: Correct…15 seconds left!
Coco: Oh my God! Love this girl! Your bestie!
Elle: My big sis?! Kathy!
Coco: YESSSS!!!
Andy: Correct! You got 5 points!
Elle: YAY!! *takes off glasses and high fives Coco*
Coco: 5 points and I ended up with 6 enemies. Good game!
Elle: That was so much fun! *laughs*
Andy: Thank you both for playing, why don’t we get back to some more viewer questions…Jacob from Fresno asks Elle, were you concerned on the trip that Luci was drinking again, and do you know if she’s drinking now?
Elle: I wasn’t super concerned, mostly because she wasn’t drinking to the point where she was slurring and being sloppy. And now as far as I have seen I haven’t seen her have a drink since Greece so I think vacations are a good exception to being sober 99% of the time.
Coco: You gotta get wasted on vacation. It’s the rules.
Elle: It’s the only acceptable time I think! *laughs*
Andy: Maria from Tucson wants to know Coco, what your thoughts on Elizabeth and Arabella’s relationship are? And do you think it’s right that Darcy has concerns for Elizabeth?
Coco: What the fuck is Elizabeth thinking?! Arabella was literally badmouthing her son last season and now there she is thick as thieves with her? It makes no sense. I think it’s a tactical move on Elizabeth’s part to keep Arabella off her back. It’s so fake, I can’t deal with it. As for Darcy? She’s totally right about Arabella and her concerns are valid. Thank the Lord for Darcy, honestly. Such a sweetheart.
Elle: Oop!
Andy: Interesting…what did you think of Elizabeth announcing she’ll be a grandmother…you seemed unimpressed.
Coco: Having filmed this season, all I can say is… THAT POOR CHILD. I hope she’s more loyal to her grandchild than she is her friends
Audience oohs
Andy: Ooooh that was a heavy read right there *laughs and looks at cards* Uhh…Elle, did you think it was right for Devyn to go to Luci’s Exotic Lounge event?
Elle: I thought it would be a good way to like extend the olive branch, sadly it went the exact OPPOSITE direction! *laughs*
Andy: Sarina from San Antonio asks, what were your thoughts on Grace telling Amal that she should still be wary of you and Kathy?
Elle: Considering Grace was cozying up to me to get under Kathy’s skin I don’t think we’re the snakes in the grass she’s trying to make us out to be. Besides Grace is about as intelligent as a dead dog so. *sips champagne*
Coco: Grace is the organ grinder after all!
Andy: *laughs* Elle and Coco have gotten lots of questions about their shows already, but we want to get the real scoop on what they think…so we’re playing Truth or Drink! If you want to answer the question answer, and if not, this time you have to take a shot!
Coco: Andy, you trying to get us drunk?
Elle: Andy wants to get me drunk on camera again! *laughs*
Andy: Makes for better TV! Just answer the juicy questions and you won’t get drunk! *shrugs* First one…for Coco, if you had information on Monica, would you bring it out on the show like she did?
Coco: Abso-fucking-lutely. She’s Arabella’s minion so she should be treated as such! I’m shotting anyway. *necks shot*
Elle: *laughs and cheers* WHOOO!
Andy: Elle, who will never be a guest on Full of Fashion?
Elle: *without even thinking* Grace and Amal.
Andy: I knew that was coming *laughs*
Coco: Can I suggest you never have Elizabeth on there too? That old bitch has zero style.
Elle: She was really sweet to me at a charity event we were both at I’d feel bad Coco, but you’re welcome any time!
Andy: Coco, who’s the better friend…Hattie or Dixie?
Coco: Ooooooh chile! That’s a tough one! I love Hattie and she brings the party but Dixie is SO loyal. That girl has gotten me through a lot this season.
Andy: Miss Coco…you’ve got to pick or take a shot
Coco: Oh, yeah — I pick Dixie! She’s a gem. But I’ll still shot. *drinks again*
Andy: Ooohh this one’s good *laughs to himself* Elle, if you could say one thing to Mariah about her parenting what would it be?
Elle: *takes her shot* Yeah no I would like Chris to still receive his inheritance in the future. *laughs*
Coco: HAA! Andy, you shady.
Andy: Coco, which of your fellow OGs do you like the least, Dixie, Hattie, Elizabeth, or Arabella?
Elle: Take your shot girl!
Coco: Between Elizabeth and Arabella, you have half of the world’s evil. Both could be Satan’s bride. Although things between Arabella and I have never been good, Elizabeth and I were really close and this season she completely turns on me. That to me is far more sickening, so Elizabeth is my choice. May she burn in hell.
Elle: *covers her mouth* Omg
Andy: Interesting! Elle, can LoT survive without you or Kathy?
Elle: *laughs* I’m going to say maybe… I don’t know what they’re going to do about finding new talent though. *shrugs*
Andy: Okay! Thank you both! For tonight’s moment of mazel, we’d like to give it up to the newest castmember of Ladies of Twitter, the southern bell herself, Ms. Georgia!
Andy: We’re absolutely loving her on Ladies of Twitter and hoping she’ll be on for more seasons to come! That’s our show! Check out the housewives of Windsor on Tuesdays and Saturdays, and keep a lookout for the Ladies of Twitter finale on 3/16! We’ll see you later this week with Elizabeth Banks and Sienna Elizabeth!
