[S1 E5]: Full of Fashion!
The audience cheers with applause as Kathy Irvine and Elle Stonewood from Ladies of Twitter enter the set and sit down…
Kathy: Hello ladies, gays, and gentlemen if your wife is making you tune into Full of Fashion! After a week's hiatus, we are back and sassier than ever! My forever ride or die and I often refer to us as Lucy and Ethel I am glad to have my girl Elle here by my side! How are you Elle and what’s new in your world?
Elle: Elle is fantabulous! I recently got a facelift from my husband Chris. We took a trip to the Dominican, and when we got back my daughter Lili and my mother-in-law Mariah are back to join us for the holidays! So I’ve had a good couple of weeks! How about you Kathy? What’s going on in the world of Twitter's biggest designer!?
Kathy: Girl I have Fashion Week in Paris in a month, which I’m happy you’re coming with by the way! I have just been busy selling and designing more handbags! I loved getting Marge Sr and Mariah back together in Warsaw before the holidays! That was a blast. Thanks again for including us on your family trip for Thanksgiving!
Elle: I’m SO excited for Fashion Week and thank you for coming to our Thanksgiving! I hope all Chris’ siblings didn’t put you off. I know they can be a lot the first time around. *laughs*
Kathy: No, but did you see his younger cousin Adam trying to get in all these cookies? *laughs* I mean come on now poor little boy I was half his age!
Elle: Oh Adam, girl, one Christmas, he was 16, he stole all the presents and wouldn’t give them back until he was GUARANTEED a brand new Porsche. Needless to say, he DIDN’T get the Porsche and he got sent to his room for the entire Christmas Ball. *laughs*
Kathy: I just had a blast, and you know Marge Sr is “seeing” someone and I use that term loosely! We both agreed he can’t be my age or younger so hopefully, she’ll find something closer to her age *laughs* God help me!
Elle: Oh my God, was that that guy that showed up at my house last week looking for Marge? The one I texted you about? Cameron whatever. He was like 20!
Kathy: Yes girl that’s him! How she attracts these young men I don’t know! But it gets really annoying at times! Thankfully we don’t live together she just lives on the property! Does it feel weird not filming anymore?
Elle: It does!! Especially when I run into the girls at the grocery store or something and I’m like “Oh right there are no cameras I can relax.” *laughs*
Kathy: Do you talk to any of these ladies when the cameras are down?
Elle: Uhm, eh, I’ll see them out and such but that’s about it, I talk to you. *laughs* Do you?
Kathy: I still talk to Erica probably weekly just for a casual catch up! But I haven’t seen much of Luci lately and then Georgia and I still do our weekly luncheon for one of the charities we are on. But I really just keep in constant communication with you! Do you think you ended things on a good note?
Elle: I ended on a good note with Erica, Luci, Georgia, and I think Devyn. The other two obviously are out to get me again after WWHL so. *shrugs*
Kathy: Well we will just let them be who they are and we will continue to go onward and upward into better discussion! Can we talk about the Connecticut Wives cast photo? Who’s look is your fav?
Elle: Absolutely! I adore Irina, Adele, and Linda’s looks! Keisha looks a little underdressed, and Margaux’s hair is just, wowza.
Kathy: I agree with you absolutely OBSESSED over their looks but we will get into that a bit later! Did you watch the trailer and what did you think about all the speculation about Irina and her husband? How do we feel about Adele bringing her gay son into the mix who’s struggling with his sexuality and being from such a prominent family?
Elle: I did watch the trailer! I was shocked with the Irina stuff, obviously, it’s gross if it’s all true, but I feel bad for her because she probably had no idea. I think it’s absolutely wonderful Adele’s son is confident enough to step out and say “This is who I am, take me for it or don’t come into my life.” Very mature, and very powerful.
Kathy: I was so moved by his willingness to discuss it on national television! I’m sure you saw RHOH dropped their cast photo! There are just so many new shows, I can’t keep up! They all look and sound interesting! I see we are also getting a Selling Sunset: Twitter? Do you think Grace will go to that show *crosses fingers*
Elle: The Houston ladies cast picture is absolutely PHENOMENAL! I was taken aback when I saw it genuinely!! That’s how you do a cast pic, now c’mon now! Also, I’m excited to watch Selling Sunset Twitter, you know Chris and I love buying real estate so if there are any properties in Twitter we can snatch up we’ll be there! *laughs* We can only hope.
Kathy: I am excited too! I can’t wait to see the influential girls they add to the cast! Should we play our favorite shady game?!
Elle: I think so! It’s time for Faux or Fashion! Here, Kathy and I will say if the outfit is faux, or FASHION! Kathy, you wanna start?!
Kathy: Yes I will start first for me is one of the fabulous RHOW ladies, Arabella!
Kathy: I am going to give this fashion! I have been extremely hard on these ladies lately but this was a red carpet LOOK!
Elle: She looks absolutely BEAUTIFUL! I’m giving it FASHION! Next we have Evelyn from RHOW!
Kathy: Ooo honey I LIVE!! This is so cute and she looks so damn good here! I’ll rate this FASHION!
Elle: I honestly love this! I love the white bag with the white shoe, all the gold accessories go great with the orange, so yes hunni FASHION!
Kathy: Next up is Coco from RHOW! While the dress is stunning it’s a simple and chic look so I’ll give this one fashion!
Elle: I like the little crystal detailing on the hip and she looks super classy! Fashion!
Kathy: Definitely a little step up from previous outfits
Elle: Next we have Monica from RHOW!
Elle: This to me is 100% FASHION hunni! She looks absolutely stunning, I think I’m going to go past fashion and give it a RUNWAY!
Kathy: This is model runway chic isn’t it Elle? I love this look. Maybe the girls have been taking our advice and stepping it up! Next up I have Elizabeth from RHOW
Kathy: I personally am going to say Faux only because this looks like a table cloth cover that my grandma used back when I was a child!
Elle: *cackles* Not a table cloth! I actually like this, but I can say it is a little plain, I’m still going to give it fashion, but a very light fashion.
Kathy: *laughs* I just love you Elle Stonewood!
Elle: Aww I love you too Kath! *blows her a kiss* Next we have Irina’s CT Wives cast pic!
Elle: I already stated I loved this so obviously I’m giving this a fashion.
Kathy: I will also give this fashion! She killed it simple, but chic! Next up we have Adele’s cast photo from CT Wives!!
Kathy: I will say I love this look, it just suits her so well. I don’t think I could see many other people wearing that dress, so for her I give fashion?
Elle: I love the inspiration she took from a suit and made it women’s fashion so I have to go with RUNWAY! I’ve never seen anything like it before it’s absolutely stunning!
Elle: Next we have Margaux’s cast pic!
Elle: Faux, that’s all.
Kathy: Now that dress is just a lot. I will also say faux and no other words needed. *smiles*
Kathy: Here’s Linda’s cast photo from CTWives! Now I’m all the way here for this ballgown chic! She looks stunning and I love the red off-the-shoulder dress!
Elle: I loved this look! So simple yet sexy and classy! Absolutely beautiful! FASHION! Next we have Keisha’s cast pic!
Kathy: It’s cute for a picnic or maybe a girls luncheon!
Elle: I don’t mind this, it is a tad bit TOO basic. When all the other girls are in gowns unfortunately I’m going to have to say faux.
Kathy: Now we have Alexis’s cast photo from CTWives!
Kathy: From her pose, to the dress, to the hair and the makeup it’s all across a fashion runway for me! She ate this look and left absolutely no crumbs to spare anyone!
Elle: I like this! I’m going to give it fashion! Finally we have Dr. Monica’s cast photo!
Kathy: So cute! I love it! Red really does something to her to make her pop! I will also give this fashion because who doesn’t love a sequence dress!
Elle: I have to say, FASHION! She looks absolutely gorgeous!!
Kathy: And now onto our fashion trend of today it’s Fashion Trend of the Day: Hoodies Under Blazers!
Kathy: What do you think Elle? I always like to ask you first because you’re a fashion icon!
Elle: Uhhh, very new/young money thing to do. You’d never catch old money doing it but I can’t lie I don’t hate it. What do you think Kath!
Kathy: I would never do that! You wear a turtle neck in substitute if you’re that cold! As comfortable and trendy as it looks, I think I would be kicked out of cotillion for that fit! *laughs*
Elle: *laughs* Oh absolutely! Well, that concludes tonight’s episode of Full of Fashion, thanks for joining us! Until next time!
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