[S2 E10]: Baller Wives: Twitter
The scene picks up at Elle’s Love, Stonewood launch in Paris as Cassie and Elle are getting into it…
Cassie: Elle don’t come over here with the sanctimonious bullshit you inserted your event into our trip so just DEAL WITH IT!
Elle: Cassie what is your problem with me honestly? You seem to have a thing for me?
Cassie: ZIP IT STONEWOOD!
Elle: Don’t yell at me I’m not a child, and you are a grown adult, ACT IT.
Cassie: I’ve had about enough of you — little girl! *talking over Elle* I know who you are and I see you for everything. You won’t use me for press sister!
Elle: Use YOU for press? I might as well call a monkey from the zoo.
Calista: Okay ladies I think that’s enough now. This is not good press
Cassie throws her parka in Elle’s face
Cassie: I don’t want this cheaply made shit!
Elle: Good because you couldn’t afford it anyways!
Elle takes the parka and runs backstage crying
Cassie: *laughs* Right babe!
Cassie Confessional: I don’t give a damn who Elle Stonewood thinks she is in Twitter. I’m Cassie Motherfucking Carlisle, bitch.
Charlotte: Cassie, that’s so wrong. That’s disgusting. And you know better than that.
Calista: Okay! *grabs Blair and Cassie and politely drags them out* Come with me outside ladies…
Calista, Blair, and Cassie leave the venue as the other girls inside are left in shock
Joi: I think we need to host an intervention! When we thought it Cassie and Calista, it was truly Cassie and Blair. This is crazy!
Riley: I am in shock. *laughs* This was so crazy.
The cameras travel to outside of the venue as Calista, Blair, and Cassie are talking
Calista: Are you guys okay?
Blair: I’m sorry, I couldn’t hold back. Brittany needs to be held accountable for her bullshit. She’s not going to come after me, my family or my friends.
Cassie: *nods* I’m sad that all this is happening but I feel those two girls are stirring the pot and ruining our group.
Blair: It’s all three of them! Joi, Charlotte and Brittany! They lie to everyone! Why do you think they’re trying to make us all look bad? By leaking things to the press!
Cassie: I just — I don’t know if Brittany is capable of doing this by herself. I just think she’s being influenced but maybe you’re right Blair.
Calista: I think once we get back in Twitter we need to decompress. Today was a lot…
The cameras turn back to the girls inside the venue
Brittany: Charlotte, I guess I’m the new villain *laughs*
Charlotte: Brittany, they’ll get you if you let them. I tried to warn you
Brittany Confessional: Maybe they’ll throw me an intervention next? Honestly, I’ll embrace it. You want a new villain? Here I am! Juniper is gone and Brittany’s coming to slay *evil laugh sound plays*
Joi: I’m just confused where all this energy came from, from Blair…I told you all something wasn’t right about her
Charlotte: I told you Cassie and Blair were lying bitches. They lie about everything. It’s not really Calista, it’s Cassie being the mastermind.
Riley and Brittany walk away and go to check on Elle backstage; she is seen crying
Riley: Oh don’t cry, Elle! This is your day. You worked for this show.
Elle: I just don’t understand why Cassie would do that! I get she doesn’t like me, she didn’t have a bedroom for me, but it’s like she wants me dead!
Riley: Just turn this into a positive or something. Like, she gave the parka back to keep you extra warm!
Riley Confessional: If she’s very cold, I’ll give her mine too. But now isn’t the time to say that *adjusts hair*
Elle: She threw a parka in my face Riley! She obviously wants nothing positive from me!
Riley: I know, I know. It was a lot, I’m sorry it happened to you. I hope you don’t get a fabric burn on your face or anything. But try to think of your positives from today *smiles*
Joi and Charlotte are seen walking out of the venue to their car as they pass Cassie, Calista, and Blair leaving
Joi: Goodnight ladies
Cassie: Oh fuck off Joyless Joi! *rolls eyes*
Joi: Muah Cassi Davis! You’re done!
Cassie: Never done — but those bangs should be.
Both cars go in opposite directions and the scene fades out and to the Paris skyline. The cameras transition back to Twitter where Blair is seen walking around an empty event space with another woman
Blair: Okay, Hermione, so are we able to pull off the vision I have for the launch of my book?
Hermione (Event Planner): I’m hoping so.
Blair: Perfect. I like a woman with solutions. Give me solutions not problems, okay?
Hermione: *nods* Of course.
Blair smiles confidently back at Hermione
Blair Confessional: I’m meeting with well-known events planner, Hermione Fonseca today to consult with her about a launch party for the release of my book. I don’t do anything by halves and this book is a big deal for my brand, so I only want the best kind of event.
Hermione: So, we’ll be able to fit a reasonably sized guest list in here. I’d say 50 is the absolute maximum. Is that workable for you?
Blair: Oh, absolutely. This launch party I have in mind is more of a soft launch anyways. The book isn’t going public for another few months. I want family, friends, investors, and potential future business contacts here only.
Hermione: Decorations wise?
Blair: Let’s keep it classy but still make a statement. That’s what I’ve got in my head if that makes sense?
Hermione: Yes.
Blair Confessional: Like I said, this launch is a big deal. I can’t have anything going wrong. Which is why I’m skeptical over inviting certain members of the group, especially after what transpired in Paris.
Blair: I feel it necessary to have someone patrolling the door with the guest list as well. There are certain people I don’t want turning up out of the blue at this launch event, as I feel their hearts won’t be in the right place.
Hermione: We can absolutely arrange that for you. Friendship difficulties, is it?
Blair: Oh, I wouldn’t call these people friends at all. If they were, then they’d be on the invited list. But they’re not.
Hermione nods, her eyes wide
Blair Confessional: As far as I’m concerned, everyone is invited besides Brittany and Eleanor, I think her name is. I’m perfectly happy not seeing Brittany Slay ever again honestly. I said everything I needed to say in Paris….
Flashback to Blair yelling at Brittany on the final night of the Paris trip
Blair: You know what? You are a disgusting human being. I gave you the benefit of the doubt but no. You’ve went BEHIND MY BACK and talked to people about me. *begins to point* How FUCKING dare you!
…As for Joi and Charlotte, I can show them what real success looks like. *smirks*
Hermione: So, I’m guessing you’ll want the book displayed somewhere, yes?
Blair: Correct. Everyone who’s invited will also get their own personalized and signed copy of the book as well. That’s a very important note to take.
Hermione: Absolutely.
Blair: The book is near completion and the final few chapters are being worked on at present. We go into publishing on Friday I believe. That’s when I spoke to the publisher.
Hermione: We can make that work, don’t worry.
Blair: I’m glad. I’m relying on you for this, Hermione. You’re the best of the best. Don’t let me down.
Hermonie smiles as the scene turns to shots of Twitter’s city skyline and the cameras set in on a buzzing restaurant in the evening. Cassie is seen sitting at a table waiting for her guest.
Cassie Confessional: Brittany texted me and asked me to meet up with her for dinner to chat about all of the mess that occurred on the trip I so graciously invited the looney tune squad on. After what was shared with me. I am hurt by Brittany that she would share private info about me to the tazmanian devil and petunia the pig but I’m here none the less.
Brittany walks into the restaurant and greets Cassie
Brittany: Hello hello
Cassie: Oh hi, how are you?
Brittany: I’m great, how about you? That trip got a bit insane
Cassie: *nods* It did, and I guess I’m fine though I’m not sure how to move forward with you, quite frankly.
Brittany: I did nothing to you, Cassie.
Brittany Confessional: If anyone should be confused on moving forward, it should be me. Cassie’s been in several rooms with people who feel they can degrade me so what does that say about her friendship?
Cassie: *raises eyebrows* You’re the only woman in this circle — hell my only friend period who knew my stage name for when I was a nude model yet suddenly those two bad-built bitches are showing nude photos of me around and have suddenly learned how to find them by searching my stage name?
Brittany: And both of them told you that I had nothing to do with it. Charlotte and I weren’t speaking, Joi is Joi. If you should be looking at anyone, it should be Blair and Riley- the women you seem to like so much now *rolls eyes*
Cassie: I don’t have any issues with them. You have been riding the fence in Joi’s obsession with me since last year. You never check her so excuse me for putting the dots together. Calista and Blair have stuck up for me — I’m cordial with Riley but I barely know the girl!
Brittany: So the issue is that you don’t want me to be friends with Joi?
Brittany Confessional: Cassie’s real issue seems to be that I don’t “check” Joi. Last time I checked, those two are grown women and their issues have nothing to do with me. Why is it a problem that I don’t want to get involved?
Cassie: I want support. Just like they support me. You don’t have my back. They made valid points regarding you potentially telling Joi about my past. You are one of the only people who knew my stage name…
Brittany: If you’re going to listen to two women who dislike me about their conspiracy theories, you don’t want to be friends. It’s clear you don’t want to move forward, you want to be friends with them and not me. Good luck with that.
Cassie: And you want to be friends with a miserable hog of a woman whose name is the most unfitting name for what she embodies.
Brittany: Joi hasn’t done anything to you to warrant this level of nastiness towards her or towards the friendship I have with you.
Cassie: Juniper Reese I can’t do the fence riding babe — ride the fence all you want but it won’t be the fence in my yard.
Cassie Confessional: She claims Calista and Blair are bad but they have my back in this group and she has never went to bat for me with the two hyenas.
Brittany: It seems what you really can’t do is be a friend to me. You got around this group and changed. I’m happy for where you are in life but it’s clear I don’t need to be a part of it.
Cassie: You can’t pinpoint anytime with these cameras *points around to cameras* around that I’ve been nothing but a good friend to you babe. But what I can do is search on social media and pull up a minute video of times you didn’t have my back since we’ve been on this show!
Brittany: We’re done *grabs purse and starts walking away from the table* I hope Blair doesn’t accidentally spit on you during her next meltdown
Brittany Confessional: Cassie Carlisle and Juniper Reese are officially done. I’m wiping my hands of this relationship- there’s nothing I can do to save it. She doesn’t want to move on, she doesn’t want to take ownership, all she wants to do is blame. I don’t need that- good riddance!
Cassie: And I hope Joi doesn’t accidentally chomp down on you when she’s talking shit about the next person to you babe. Those big ass veneers.
Brittany puts on her sunglasses and waves to Cassie as she exits the restaurant
Cassie: *looks at herself in spoon* Well that didn’t go well.
The scene pans out of the restaurant and over to a pottery studio where Joi is sitting in a seat waiting for the ladies
Joi Confessional: Today, I’ve invited a few ladies out to a pottery. Some whom you may be surprised to see me being generous to. Well, actually most of them. *laughs*
Calista and Elle coincidentally arrive at the same time and walk into the pottery room to meet Joi
Calista: Hi ladies! This is a nice little setup!
Elle: Isn’t it Calista? *smiles*
Calista: Hi Elle! Loving the pink cap!
Elle: Thank you!
Joi: Hey, hey hey!
Blair walks into the room and joins the ladies
Blair Confessional: I’ll admit I was quite surprised by the invitation to the pottery class. After Paris, Joi and Elle are definitely not on my list of favorite people.
Blair: Hi *smiles slightly*
Elle: Hi Blair. *smiles*
Joi: How have you ladies been since Paris? I know the last time we saw each other, it was heated
Blair: I’ve been good. The time away has definitely helped. *puts piece of hair back*
Calista: Paris was interesting but I enjoyed the experience. It was nice connecting you ladies to those French businessmen and women although it went to shit afterward. *laughs*
Elle: I’ve been wonderful, “Love, Stonewood” has been doing really well in Paris so I’m excited to see where else in the world I can possibly take the brand.
Calista: Love Stonewood is the event we went to right?
Elle: *smiles* Yes Calista. *laughs* Well let’s not dwell shall we?
Calista Confessional: That was honestly no shade. A lot went on that night and I couldn’t remember. I don’t even know what role Elle is on this show so…
Elle: Calista I heard you had some news?
Blair smirks slightly
Calista: Why yes! Shortly before Paris, Terrell and I got engaged and we’re currently planning an engagement party and this is your official invitation ladies.
Elle: *smiles and claps* Congratulations!
Joi: Ahh, okay! That’s sweet. We have more in common than we know
Blair: I’m so happy for you both!
Calista: Thank you ladies! And yes we do Joi! Who knew?! *chuckles* You’re engaged to be married right?
Joi: Yes, we’re actually trying to solidify all of the details for our wedding, so I can begin the extravaganza! We’ve been so busy, but we both vowed to take time and ensure we plan and support the best wedding possible
The women start to work with the clay they’ve been given by the instructor and continue talking
Calista: As long as you both are on the same page. That’s the most important thing.
Joi Confessional: Who knew Calista and I could have a cordial conversation with one another!? I have said from day one, Cassie is the root of all evil in this group
Elle: *turns her head* Calista I have to ask you…something about Paris.
Calista: Ask me? All those businessmen and women were legit. *laughs*
Elle: I heard you were, not talking crap, but you just had some not very nice things to say about my line and the quality of my line, and I just wanted to see if those things were true? *continues molding*
Cassie: I don’t remember. Maybe you’re confusing me with Cassie?
Elle: No the person definitely mentioned your cute little “Big Banks” tagline.
Calista: Oh well who is this person that you speak of since you’re listening to outside sources…
Elle: *smiles* I don’t rat out my loyal friends sorry.
Calista Confessional: I genuinely don’t remember saying anything about her brand in Paris. Furthermore, if she’s listening to a third party then she’s clearly living up to the dumb blonde stereotype.
Elle: If this is true however, that’s very unbecoming of you especially always talking about businesswomen empowerment.
Joi: Well…that wouldn’t be anything new within this group
Elle: No it wouldn’t Joi.
Calista: Well I don’t recall trashing your brand but I think it’s unbecoming of you to come into this group with your unwarranted opinion. You’ve clearly made up mind already about the issue regarding me.
Elle: Sweetie the person I talked to had no reason to lie, I guess I should be asking you why you did it? It’s rude. Were you using me for some like one liner or something? Because I’d never trash…well whatever it is you do.
Calista: Now you’re grasping at straws because if someone told you, I have the right to know.
Elle: You should ask your friends then.
Joi: Ladies, let’s not get too heated
Calista: I’m actually confused what your issue is because Cassie threw your product in your face and said it was trash.
Elle: I don’t care for her either but she’s not here so why deflect?
Blair rolls her eyes
Blair Confessional: Elle is just… so over dramatic. Get a life… loser.
Calista: I’m not deflecting. You’re coming at me over nonsense. You already had your mind made up about the issue so what you’re doing is foolishness. If I trashed your brand, I have no problem saying it to your face. Ask Joi.
Elle: Clearly you do because you’re sitting here lying.
Blair: She’s not a liar, Elle. Come on.
Elle: *waves dismissively at Blair* Oh shush. You’ve said enough too.
Blair: *raises eyebrow* Excuse me?
Joi: Uh oh, she’s about to start yelping again!
Elle: *to Blair* You heard me. *turns away to Calista* Listen Calista I don’t know why you won’t just say “Hey I’m sorry, it was mean spirited and I apologize.” But ok girl have your moment!
Blair: *points towards Elle with an irritated tone* Do not speak to me like that. Ever.
Calista: Don’t worry about her Blair. She needs a moment. She’s not one of us. She’s an extra using this to promote her brand since no one else will give her the time or day
Elle: Wow Calista that’s really what you think of me? Is Cassie really in your head like that? Yikes! *continues molding the letters of her kids names*
Joi: I have to say Blair, you’ve been considerably aggressive lately
Blair: Joi she’s not worth your time.
Calista: I think she has a reason to be especially when Brittany hasn’t been kind to her and her minion over here is always running at the mouth.
Blair: I’ve had enough, Joi. I really have.
Elle: *rolls eyes* Oh god she’s gonna start screaming and running around again. *chuckles*
Joi: I think we should end it here before it becomes a pottery throwing class…
Blair cleans her hands off and gets up
Blair: You know what? I don’t need to deal with this.
Blair grabs her bag and walks out
Blair Confessional: I’m not going to stay to be insulted. It’s better for everyone that I leave before we have an encore of Paris.
Joi: Well…that’s not the first time she’s stormed off either
Calista: I’m going to go check on Blair but thank you Joi for inviting us!
Joi: I thank you Calista for coming. I hope we can build something better
Calista walks out and catches Blair outside in the parking lot
Calista: Are you okay Blair?
Blair: I’m just sick of people in our group thinking they can treat us anyway they can. They’re a bunch of hypocrites and Brittany is at the center of it.
Calista: Yeah. It’s clear Elle is her mouthpiece. She always has a lot to say but we don’t know much about her. She’s like Brittany’s little puppy. Let me go back and get my vase and then we can head out.
Calista goes to walk back in and the scene switches to an upscale restaurant in downtown Twitter where Brittany and her husband Wyatt sit across from each other
Brittany: I’m glad we could get some time to ourselves. Life has been so busy!
Wyatt: I know babe but I’m all yours for the next 3 weeks. Then, it’s movie time again!
Brittany: *rolls eyes* Yeah, work calls
Brittany Confessional: After a crazy trip in Paris, I’m happy to have some time with Wyatt but here he goes- always reminding me that he’s excited for work. I married Wyatt for his passion, but it seems he’s always more passionate about things that I’m not a part of.
Wyatt: Don’t act like that *grabs Brittany’s hand* How are you now that the lawsuit is behind us? Do you think you’ll want to try another surrogate?
Brittany: I think I’m over this chapter of trying to grow our family. I’m going to focus on growing the family business and if a child falls out of the sky, then I’ll deal with that then.
Wyatt: How is business? Are you managing everything okay?
Brittany: Juniper is great, we just got a really big client. Of course, buying Jeff and Danny’s portion of the Puffins has us at 40% ownership stake. I talked with the lawyers and everything looks good to buy the soccer team here too.
Wyatt: Awesome, I wish my parents could see how good you are at expanding the family business.
Brittany: Your parents barely want to see me, let alone my successes.
Wyatt: They’re hard on everyone, including me! That’s just the Kroenke way.
Brittany: It’s the cranky way, that’s what it is. How are you feeling about moving to Australia for 8 weeks?
Wyatt: I’m nervous. They want me to play a small role and direct, so that should be fun. I haven’t acted since I was like 21, 22.
Brittany: *takes a pause* Do you love work more than me?
Wyatt: *sits back* Are you really asking me that Reese?
Brittany: Yeah, I mean you don’t even make time for me. This is the first date night we’ve had in a year, just you and I.
Wyatt: Don’t put it all on me. You don’t make time either.
Brittany: I do make time! I made time to meet with a surrogate you picked, I made time to try and get pregnant, I made time to make you dinn- you know what, Wyatt. I’m going to the bathroom.
Brittany gets up and walks to the restroom as audio of Brittany crying plays and the cameras fade. The scene picks back up at a Target in Twitter as Riley is seen walking into the store
Riley Confessional: Confessional: I got a text from Charlotte asking to meet her at…Target? *laughs* I definitely need to grab a few items, so might as well. But it should be good to catch up, we left Paris on good terms…right?
Charlotte and Doug are seen taking pictures in front of her new candle in the candle aisle as Riley approaches them
Charlotte: Riley!
Riley: Oh hi honey! *wheels over a cart* Good to see you!
Charlotte: Good to see you as well! So remember when I showed you the candles to my candle line a little while ago?
Riley: Of course! They smelled so lovely *smiles*
Charlotte: They are here!! I actually have my own candle line in a major retail store
Riley: Oh my gosh! That’s so exciting! Congratulations Charlotte girl. That’s such an accomplishment!
Charlotte Confessional: I am super excited to be building my empire!! A lot of factors play into me not living out my dreams- I’m doing everything I can this time.
Charlotte: Thank you soo much! I’m super happy. I just wish it was easier to share my joyous occasions with the whole group- ya know?
Riley: Oh I can’t definitely understand that. Last we all got together, it was like a war! *laughs* I don’t think they’ll let everyone come back to Paris together
Charlotte: *laughs* That is so true! It’s horrible how low this group goes with each other. I want to inspire and motivate each other. It’s so tiring dealing with these ladies sometimes
Riley: The whole trip was exhausting! I needed a vacation from the vacation. So, I have to ask… *squints* we’re good, right girl?
Charlotte: We are good. I just think you have a tendency of flipping when the heat is too hot though
Riley: You can feel that way. *smiles* But I’m always going to call it as I’ve seen and heard it, I’m a reporter, and if that wasn’t meant to be shared then it shouldn’t have been said.
Charlotte: And you know what- you can definitely run around in your ripped jeans being whatever you want to be- I just expect a certain loyalty because I give it. I would never do what you did in Paris. Your intentions were good but you were a mess friend.
Riley: I can respect that, I just feel that being honest has a value just like loyalty. *adjusts hair* If I heard someone gossiping about you, you’d be the first person I’d speak to because I do consider you a friend. I apologize if there was a mess, I just also feel I made the right decision by telling Cassie
Charlotte: Not as a mess as Blair is though
Riley: Oh, Blair was something else that one night *laughs*
Charlotte: It’s kind of hard to tell if she likes you or hates you. Her make up get to running when she’s upset. That’s all I know.
Riley: I originally thought she got upset about how things were going over the Cassie conversations that night, but I really don’t know. She was fussing and carrying on. I was at a loss *laughs*
Charlotte: Were you invited to her book launch?
Charlotte Confessional: I’m not sure what Blair will be speaking about in her book.. but, I’m sure no one but her husband actually WANTS to read it.
Riley: I got an invite! I know she was working very hard on the book before Paris
Charlotte: I’m actually interested in seeing what exactly this book entails.. I don’t know if I want to go. She may start yelling at me for coming too early or something. *laughs*
Riley: Oh, I think you should definitely go and show her that Charlotte Charm! Maybe even bring her a candle, she came with me for a sniff test! And I’ll be there for sure.
Riley Confessional: Blair was one of the first girls I met and clicked with in this circle, so I’ll definitely be there to support her. Did she act wacky in Paris? Yes. But I think there may have been something in the water *laughs*
Charlotte: I get what you’re saying. I will definitely be in attendance. Let’s go celebrate at the rooftop. I am ready to party!
Riley: You deserve it! And you know what, drinks on me, your celebration can’t be paid for by you. *starts to push my cart as I grab two of Charlotte’s candles* Now do you wanna wear this to the rooftop or?
Charlotte: Ohh we can go back to my home and pick out some nice clothing and then go. Let’s just have a full girls night out!
Riley: Yes! That’s just the kind of night we need. Let’s do it!
The ladies walk out of Target and the episode ends
Next time on Baller Wives: Joi begins to look at a few wedding venues for her upcoming nuptials. Calista talks with her son about the frustration he had toward her and Terrell’s engagement. Brittany and Riley have a conversation to see if they can move forward. Blair hosts her book launch where the ladies reunite for the first time since Paris and confirm that the drama never ends.
